first design rule
i rejected a toy today.
it wasn’t bad.
it just wasn’t right.
too plastic. too noisy. too red.
which is… an interesting choice, considering dogs don’t even see red.
so i assume it wasn’t made for me.
humans buy cheap toys because they look cute.
apparently that’s enough.
for them.
dogs don’t agree.
this is the rule:
if it’s not designed for my biology, my senses, and how i actually play,
humans are welcome to keep it.